Age Confirmation

Mini skirt made out of Velcro?

was considering this until I imagined it getting caught on pubes while being taken off really quickly

short miniskirts held together by velcro

Is it weird that I get awkward when people want to get me presents and things? I really, really appreciate the sentiment. I honestly do, but it just ends up making me feel bad for some reason.

I love my friends, though. Whenever someone wants to get me something I’d rather that they get themselves something nice instead, because it’d make them happy, and if they’re happy then I’m happy.

Woah wait what? I heard about VR, but it’s PC, TOO?  WELP I CARE NOW FUCK YEAH

thank you all a whole bunch for putting up with my bullshit i love you guys

NO

goddammit

You know. Unless you’re a squirrel you could always buy one

Maybe I am secretly a squirrel.

Zelda? Splatoon? Mario? Metroid Prime?

I played Breath of the Wild on the Wii U and it was fuckin great. No reason to get a Switch for it, though.

Splatoon is pretty neat. I like the concept. But eh, it’s not really a console seller for me.

Same thing with the new Mario. It looks awesome, but it doesn’t make me regret not having the console its on.

All we know about the new Metroid Prime is the name. I can’t really make any kind of judgement on it. I hope it’s good, though. I like Prime.

octopath traveler is probably the only thing that makes me sad that i dont have a switch

i want to inject that aesthetic directly into my bloodstream